A new Religion

For those of you unfamiliar with lolcats, it is essentially cats caught doing undignified things captioned in terrible grammar and spelling; it's a lot more funny than it sounds. However, it is a bit hard to understand.

For example, the previous paragraph could be translated to lolspeak as:

fur/4 thos of/ob u unfamiliarz wit/wif lolcats/lolkittehs, iz bashicallys kittehs cahts doin phunee tings/fings capshuned in terrbl grammarz and spellins; iz lots moar phunee than soundz. But iz hard 2 understandz.

I am interested in just how long it will take to create a new "religion," what with referances to cieling cat, lucifer cat, godbunny, etc., there is already a project on wikipedia to translate the entire bible into lolspeak. I recommend the first chapter of genesis, it is most amusing.

Therefore, I have decided to take matters into my own hands; I have created a 'lolreligion' I have decided to call lolcatism.

Highlights include multiple gods (ceiling cat and godbunny, so far), lucifer cat, messiah cat, and such. Stories to be told in later installments.

Feeding the Hungry

You know you want to help us.

http://www.freerice.com/index.php

It improves your vocabulary (addictingly)
and donates 20 grains of rice through one of the united organizations that I currently cannot remember the name of, which means you've got to donate at least 2 ooo grains of rice (200 words correct) to give someone about half a small bowl of rice, though it does add up with people across the internet participating everyday.

Where are the Ninjas?

Due to the (only) commenter's concern, we have found the one ninja that survived the ajnins' attack-who only succeeded due to superior numbers, about 500-1-and have thus determined what happened to the ninjas.

Blog: What happened to the ninjas?

Ninja: Attacked.

B: By who?

N: Ajnins.

B: Can you only speak in one-word sentences?

N: No, I'm actually quite articulate.

B: So what happened?

N: ...

B: Can you tell us?

N: ...

B: Does this conclude the interview?

N: ...

That's all we managed to get out of the ninja before he slunk off. Anyone wishing to contact him better be prepared for disappointment.

Also: we suspect that the ninjas were inclined to leave the blog due to the profusement of knitters.