30 May 2008

What to do When you are Bored IX

1. Realize you need 15 more things to do to reach an even 200.
2. Print out list and start checking things off.
3. Weed my vegetable garden so I don't have to.
4. Return the calls of the friend who keeps leaving messages.
5. Stop reading over people's shoulders, AHEM.
6. Realize that people make funny sounds when they are annoyed at you but can't stop reading over your shoulder.
7. Watch the annoying shoulder-reader-over move closer, so as to better read the screen.
8. Give the annoying shoulder-reader-over what's coming to them.
9. Realize you had the wrong person.
10. Feel bad, but never tell the other person you thought that.
11. Shove the annoying-shoulder-reader over in the shoulder. Hard.
12. Watch them move away, but still read.
13. Repeat #11.
14. Panic when person you thought was annoying-shoulder-reader-over moves in and starts reading over your smoulder.
15. Feel better when they start becoming an annoying-shoulder-reader-over.

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