06 March 2008

Where are the Ninjas?


Due to the (only) commenter's concern, we have found the one ninja that survived the ajnins' attack-who only succeeded due to superior numbers, about 500-1-and have thus determined what happened to the ninjas.
Blog: What happened to the ninjas?
Ninja: Attacked.
B: By who?
N: Ajnins.
B: Can you only speak in one-word sentences?
N: No, I'm actually quite articulate.
B: So what happened?
N: ...
B: Can you tell us?
N: ...
B: Does this conclude the interview?
N: ...
That's all we managed to get out of the ninja before he slunk off. Anyone wishing to contact him better be prepared for disappointment.
Also: we suspect that the ninjas were inclined to leave the blog due to the profusement of knitters.

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