What to do when you are bored

1. Lock the cat in the bathroom.
2. Start a protest group protesting protesters.
3. Register Republican and vote Democrat [just kidding...]
4. Start a blog and tell 'them' about your fascinating life, documented with pictures.
5. Become a ninja.
6. Fail utterably and become an ajnin.
7. Figure out for yourself what an ajnin is.
8. Become a pirate.
9. Suffer an identity crisis - am I pirate, or am I ninja?
10. Give up and become a prinja.
11. Figure out for yourself what prinja means.
12. Make a lolcat.
13. Send personalized mass emails to all of your friends.
14. Start a newspaper.
15. Blogsurf.
16. Channelsurf.
17. Actually surf!
18. Look at lolcats.
19. Study the development of a modern language, preferably lolspeak.
20. Find the first lolproposal ever.
21. Read webcomics! My favorites are www.questionablecontent.net, which isn't really questionable, Order of the Stick at www.giantitp.com, Girl Genius at www.girlgeniusonline.com, and The Gods of Ar-Kelaan at www.rmcomics.com and drunkduck.com .
22. Comment on all the blogs you surfed on in #15.
23. Make a shake.
24. Taste the shake.
25. Realize you cannot make shakes at ALL without poisoning people.
26. Consider future career option.
27. Throw the shake at a friend.
28. Start a pancake war. Take pictures and post them on a blog. Throw lots of pancakes everywhere.
29. Send mass personal emails to all your friends.
30. Read personalized mass emails from all your friends.
31. Steal email addresses from above emails.
32. Read Master of None by N. Lee Wood.
33. Reflect on how impossible the society described in that book is.
34. Think how cooll it would be if we had all the technology described in above book.
35. Invent all the technology in above book.
36. Wonder why we always use qwerty keyboards.
37. Wonder who came up with the word qwerty.
38. Work the word qwerty into every conversation you can.
39. Look at how funny the number nine is in this font.
40. Wonder why six is just nine upside down, but the words bear no resemblance whatsoever to each other.
41. Figure out above enigma. Email me the answer.
42. Look up the meaning of the word schadenfreude.
43. Laugh at above meaning.
44. Start expiriencing schadenfruede.
45. Feel momentarily giulty you are expiriencing schadenfruede.
46. Feel good about feeling bad about expiriencing schadenfruede.
47. Feel good about feeling good about feeling bad about expiriencing schadenfruede.
48. Get on with your life.
49. Work the word schadenfruede into every conversation.
50. Check the time.
51. Get into a fight over whether or not its tomato or tom-ah-to.
52. Scream and fight during fight.
53. Yell at person asking you and other fighter why you can't just agree to disagree.
54. Wonder what idiot came up with the idea that people arguing and disagreeing can just agree like *that*.
55. Go yell at them.
56. Wonder why we teach preschoolers that everyone is special when it just means that no-one is special.
57. Go tell someone they're unique, just like everyone else is.
58. Become inspired and check out www.despair.com .
59. Email people the dis-pirational posters they remind you of.
60. Write a novel and start out strong.
61. Get writer's block.
62. Sit there for a couple hours staring at the wall and wondering whether that crack in the wall was there yesterday.
63. Sit there for a couple of hours wondering if that crack was there a couple of minutes agao.
64. Sit there and read the last sentence you wrote over and over.
65. Sit there and read the last sentence you wrote over and over.
66. Sit there and read the last sentence you wrote over and over.
67. Sit there and read the last sentence you wrote over and over.
68. Sit there and read the last sentence you wrote over and over.
69. Sit there and paraphrase the last sentence you write over and over.
70. Rest a moment and rewrite your last sentence.
71. Carefully revise the last thing you wrote.
72. Stay put and rewrite your last phrase.
73. Doodle all over the margins.
74. Think you'd probably be a better artist than writer.
75. Give up with the novel and try to paint a self-protrait.
76. See that your self-portrait resembles a flesh-coloured blob with eyes.
77. Give up again.
78. Try to teach yourself how to play the piano.
79. Realize that it doesn't sound like a dying cat.
80. Feel good.
81. Get distracted by a TV show and abandon what might have been a brilliant and rewarding career.
82. Watch Moulan Rouge.
83. Cry.
84. Throw stuff at the TV screen.
85. Shut it off and swear off love.
86. Watch Tristan and Isolde.
87. Cry.
88. Repeat vow against love.
89. Break vow against love almost immediatly.
90. Look at how round the zero is in this font.
91. Watch Young Frankenstein.
92. Laugh hysterically.
93. Watch Wayne's World.
94. Laugh hysterically.
95. Become inspired and start posting Youtube videos of your own world.
96. Become disappointed that you don't achieve instant wayne-ish fame.
97. Blog about it.
98. Hope someone in a world of over 6 billion people will be sympathetic.
99. Be sad the list is practically done.
100. Get out there and do it all!