What to do When You are Bored II

1. Learn to knit
2. Learn to knit lace.
3. Learn to knit such blindingly, breathtaking works of art that the Louvre starts knocking on your door.
4. Learn to crochet. Repeat above process.
5. Learn to spin. Repeat above process.
6. Write and draw a webcomic.
7. Publish this webcomic daily online.
8. Quit your day job.
9. Force a ninja to wear lace.
10. Force a pirate to not wear lace.