The Cat's Ear

Hello, readers, and welcome back to The Cat's Ear. Today's article is Our Zany Advice.

When you're feeling bored, do not confront a prinja.

Prinjas struggle with themselves on deeper levels than most of us can imagine. Pirates and ninjas are mortal enemies, and cannot bear to exist within 5 000 miles of each other, let alone on the same planet. Ninjas object to the pirates' loud attack and obvious weapons; Pirates object to the ninjas' sobriety and quiet dress. Since a prinja is the perfect combination of both, it both hates and loves itself, never certain whether it should be a pirate or a ninja.

To avoid death by both ninja and pirate influenced styles, which results in being photographed in lace and floopy hates while being slowly killed through various means of weaponry, simply avoid prinjas. Prinjas can usually be properly identified by thier ninja headgear, pirate eyepatch, occasional bottle of rum and peg leg, or an asiatic sword. Avoid them at all costs.