What to do When You are Bored VI

1. Make up funky math equations that make no sense whatsoever.
2. Eat ice cream.
3. Make me brownies.
4. Make ice cream sandwiches. Refuse to share.
5. Attain inner peace - share ice cream sandwiches with me.
6. Adopt a freshman.
7. Feed and water said freshman.
8. Do not attempt to wash said freshman. We're not even going to go into that.
9. Type nonsense about dancing cats on Broadway.
10. Publish this (on Broadway) and make millions.
11. Give me 50% of the money.
12. Draw pictures of things and color them in the 'wrong' colors.
13. Write a drama.
14. Look at how number four is lower than number one is this font. Smirk inside.
15. Realize you didn't really catch the typo in #14.